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Nick Gromicko sues Apple claiming his MacBook had no nutritional value whatsoever  XML
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Nick Gromicko, through his amateur attorney Marc “Sue anyone for anything” Cohen, filed paperwork with the USPTO to petition for Apple of California to lose their trademark stating that Apple computers don’t actually contain any vitamins like the Red, Green, or Yellow fruits sold at grocery stores under a similar name.

You can read the lawsuit here;

www.stupidcrapontheinternetfromidiots.com/nonsense.pdf

“The suit speaks for itself”, said Cohen, who himself was in disbelief he hadn’t already been disbarred for the last four frivolous suits.

“You can’t exaggerate about your computer hardware and phones by suggesting they are fruits,” explained Gromicko, who had personally consumed more than a dozen Apple devices - experiencing a number of painful bowel movements complete with excessive intestinal lacerations, but never experiencing a single dietary benefit.

“We’ll probably lose this suit too, but who cares! It’s the members money and it’s not going to spend itself,” said Cohen.




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You heard it here first folks: Dr. Dre has just been put on notice by Gromicko that he is not an "actual doctor" and is pursuing him on the basis that his music and electronic accessories served no medicinal purposes.

Other parties currently having concerns over "exaggerated" claims:

Keebler. Their Elves are actually fictional Elves.
Mazda, for not actually being the car God drives.
Tesla, for not actually being founded by Nikola Tesla.
The Dallas Cowboys, for not actually being "cowboys". Though they are currently challenging this notion.
Lucky Charms cereal, for not being actually lucky nor charms.

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